You chose: Viking Funeral
A sea of paying customers gather by the river’s edge at sundown to send Shaquille O’Neal to ValHalla. You give a beautiful eulogy and use a forklift to place the tiger’s body onto a traditional Viking langskip warship. The boat departs from the river’s edge and you take aim with your pink camouflage compound bow fitted with a flaming arrow. The arrow lands a direct hit and the boat is engulfed in flames. It’s beautiful and dignified.
Unfortunately, you spend double the money you brought in on the construction of a period correct and sea-worthy Viking warship.