You chose: Tattoos and Meth
You whip out your LG Chocolate and immediately call your drug dealer and tattoo artist (it’s the same dude). You’re halfway through placing your order for an airdrop of crystal and tribal when your other line rings: Area code 813. Tampa, Florida.
You only know one person from Tampa, that b*$#h Carole! Your arch enemy from the tiger preserve who is hell-bent on ruining your life.