You chose: Tasteful Funeral
You look fly as hell in your priest costume that you bought for a music video. White doves take to the sky like a scene from a John Woo movie. You sing a song about tiger conservation and your angelic voice brings the congregation to tears. Not a dry eye in the house.
The sun sets, Shaquille O’Neal is laid to rest, and the customers leave happy. You count your trash bags full of cash. You are rich beyond your wildest dreams.