You chose: Take the call from that b*$#h Carole
“Hey there, you cool cat.” Carole’s banshee-like voice causes you to throw up in your mouth. You choke it down and retort with an eloquent and poignant “Guess what motherf*#$er!” She lets you berate her for a few profanity filled minutes before offering a truce. She claims the tigers have suffered enough from this Dixie Chicks vs. Toby Keith like feud.
“I’ll put a boot in your a$$, it’s the exotic way!” you exclaim in a knee-jerk reaction. Still, she makes a point and you take a beat to seriously consider the offer.