You chose: Start clapping to the rythym and hope they feel it
You wait for the chorus to drop and start clapping to the beat.
Nobody joins in.
You double down and start clapping over your head with big wide sweeps. You know, the kind of clapping that lets an entire arena know this s#!t is about to get good.
Nothing. Tough crowd.
You go for broke and motion for your staff member with no legs to come up onto the stage ‘Dancing in the Dark’ style.
Disgusted by your lack of proper tiger funeral decorum, your entire staff quits on the spot.