You chose: Shoot in the air to scare off the tiger
You skin that smoke wagon and fire a deafening shot into the Oklahoma sky. The tiger is unphased and pounces. “G*#dammit!” you think to yourself as the tiger bites your foot clean off, “Was that one of the inbred deaf tigers?”
The tiger casually walks away with your severed right foot in its mouth. You cling to life while bleeding profusely.
