You chose: Make Carole an offer to buy her tiger preserve

You open numerous shell companies to hide your identity and purchase that b*#$h Carole’s s#*t hole tiger preserve. You immediately dig up the septic tank and find the partially digested bones of her ex-husband buried beneath.
That b*#$h Carole goes to jail forever while you marry Zac Efron and Archie from Riverdale, ultimately becoming the first billionaire governor of Oklahoma to win the CMT Best New Artist award.
