You chose: Ignore the call from that b*#&h Carole

Sending to voicemail isn’t enough for that b*#$h Carole. You pass the newborn cats off to a staff member and say “Hold my tiger cubs and watch this!” You proceed to the rear of the cage and strap your still ringing phone to a huge can of Tannerite, an over-the-counter explosive.
Of course, you are the poster boy for handgun safety, which makes it all the more confusing why you decide to shout “Take that, motherf*#&er!” while shooting the Tannerite at point blank range.

You die instantly and awesomely.