You chose: Give ’em a discount
“Sorry y’all had to see that,” you shout out to the growing crowd of distraught customers. “But imma make it up to y’all. 10% off any meat lover’s pizza at the concession stand.”
You should quit talking while you’re ahead but you don’t.
“And despite what you may have heard, the meat is totally not expired Wal-Mart trash can meat.” The customers seem pretty cool about it.