You chose: Escape by climbing the cage
Your pointed toe snakeskin boots make scaling the chain link fence a breeze. You straddle the top of the fence and survey your kingdom. You gaze east towards the courthouse where your meth addled grooms await your arrival with bated breath.
Beneath you sleeps your majestic pet that would effortlessly rip your face off just for fun. In that moment you realize that you envy no man.