You chose: Charge a ridiculous fee to attend the tiger funeral
“Guess what, motherf*#&ers!” you belt out at your customers and their impressionable children. “Y’all invited to Shaquille O’Neal’s funeral!”
The response from the crowd is electric. You shout over their deafening cheers. “And it only costs an extra $100 per person, motherf*#&ers!” That curse was unintentional but the thought of a massive payday has your adrenaline pumping.
Hundreds of customers start throwing cash into the tiger cage.