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Big Cat Escape presented by Exotic 4

News has spread to the customers that a tiger birth is in progress and a massive crowd gathers round to witness the miracle of life. Two adorable cubs enter this world and you hold them over your head like a mulleted Rafiki.

It’s an intensely beautiful moment that is totally f*#ked up when you holler to the crowd…