Big Cat Escape: Choose Your Adventure
You are the gun-toting, mullet wearing, foul-mouthed cowboy king of the midwest. You own an zoo stocked with over 200 ferocious tigers that you’ve raised from cubs. You are the King of Tigers.
Everyday is a thrill for for the King of Tigers but today is extra special. It’s your wedding day and your grooms are waiting for you at the county courthouse for the most beautiful gay polygamous wedding that central Oklahoma has ever seen.
En route to the ceremony, you receive an urgent call from one of your many amputee staff members that your favorite tiger is particularly ornery. You rush to back to the zoo, knowing that only the King of Tigers can sooth the beast.